November 31, 2020 Today’s Title Has Been Quarantined for 2 Weeks

Brad was afraid he had had too much to drink and went to the bar to have the Bartender call him a cab. But the bartender misunderstood and called him several other names before calling him a cab. Brad then threw up all over the bar and slipped in some of the dribble that managed its way to the floor. As he fell to the floor, his shirt became ripped and, somehow, his pants fell down around his ankles exposing a crack in his thinking. The trip towards the ground had Brad strike his head on the bar and as he passed out, he said something to the young Italian girl, you know, the one that can’t hear anything… what is her name…? Oh Right, Deffa Kate. Brad also complimented Kate on her good looks. Something about You’re an eight. Anyways, there he lay in a mess after loosing control of his bowels. With no one to gather them back together, his bowels ran freely until they became feral.

What does Strawberry Fruit Dip and Pearl Couscous have in common? I haven’t seen either of them since High School. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.