November 30, 2020 Man Enters Mask and Band Gets Shot

There I was, just walking down the aisles doing my shopping when, suddenly, a wild Christmas song appears. I looked up at the lady walking against the Vid Arrows marked on the floor and looking for some Low Carb Bottled Water, and I said to her “You know, I am pretty sure there are only 12 days of Christmas, and none of them are in F*cking November.” I Called for management and demanded this be corrected, but they refused. I Had no choice but to shoot them. Well the fellow behind her knew exactly what I was talking about, but said to be careful, they may have me removed from the store. But I knew they couldn’t because I was wearing my mask.

Some things just don’t need explaining. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.