November 27, 2020 Unimportant Man and the Case of Beer

When last we saw our hero, Unimportant Man, the Man of Aluminum, he was trapped by the Evil Sark Ann in a diabolical room full of empty drinking containers. Thinking quickly, Unimportant Man checked his utility belt and found the items he would need for his escape. One stick of chewing gum, a laminated picture of Rick Astley and a cell phone. Using some transparent tape he was able to locate nearby, he used these items to fashion a cell phone that he used to call Prof. Molly Kule, to have her assist him in this jam. Lucky for him he had downloaded Quacky Duck solitare to keep him busy while he waited for her to pull up.

Yes, that was another close call for Metallic Minister of Madness! But his use of his amazing Super Power, common sense, he was able to spoil the Evil Sark Ann’s plans. Tune in next week where we get the origin story of hos a simple office stapler accident created out hero! I Am D.Void of San Nitty.