November 26, 2020 They Are Not My Bills, They Are Gerbils
… and now, for the most critical thing you can do to survive this new pandemic, the Flatus 19, which can affect your uvula in the following manner:…
***We interrupt this important news bulletin to bring you this important news bulletin. A massive counter offensive has been launched by the Chicken and her allies, to retake the chicken coop at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk. A massive catapult with ACME written on the side was erected (we pause now so that the writer can giggle for using the word erected… heheheheh) and faces towards the coop. It appears the male chicken feels he can be fired into the coop using the contraption. The Rooster told the Hen To pullet and that was eggzactly what she did. Now back to our regular programming***
Yolks on them, they thought I was going to post a picture of that Rooster in the weapon, but this is the 21st century and we avoid sending Cock pics. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.
