November 25, 2020 Who Knew the Star Would Bea Aurther

It was 36 years ago today. Betty Grey, several of our friends, and I were on an expedition to explore the Mine of Moria. I should have turned back when that weird Avon Lady forced us to close the door and try to sneak out the back door. Would have gone smooth if That Fool of a Tuck fryer would have thrown himself into the well. But NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!. Had a Cave Troll, they did, ***that wasn’t a Cave Troll, that was Amy Schumer… wait, we don’t use real names here… Amy Shoemare… yeah, that is a good cover)*** Anyways, we had to cross this dangerous bridge and a Balrog came out of nowhere and, thankfully, Betty knew what to do. She stopped that balrog on the bridge by convincing it it didn’t have a bridge pass. I remember her last words “You shall show me your pass!” and then it attacked dragging her to her doom. We were about to take a train out of there but she said one more thing “Fly you fools.”

It was later they found Betty Grey had survived the balrog, but when they met her next, she had changed her name and got work on the Golden Girls. I Am D.Void of San Nitty