November 23, 2020 The Ignored Pachyderm Felt Completely Irrelephant

It was the first time she had ever seen it. It was true, she had heard many speak of this, but this was the very first time she had ever witnessed it. After all the years and all the planning. The three year bank loan she had taken out, the 6 months of training and the hours spent in various libraries studying the phenomenon. That was just the preparation to the expedition. She had hired a team of 7 guides and all the supplies. Finally, after 5 days of hard work, and the death of 3 of the team, she managed to get the best view she could from the butter dish. It seems the light does go out in the refrigerator when the door is closed.

Tune in next week where we discover elephants paint their toenails red to be able to hide in Cherry trees. The effectiveness is amazing as I have never seen an elephant in a cherry tree. I Am D. Void of San Nitty.