November 17, 2020 The Chickens Respond

In resent days, the issue of gerbils taking over the chicken coops has gotten much media attention…

“This is Ronald Edmond Porter of the San Nitty’s foremost newspaper, the San Nitty Searcher, and the chickens have called to make an announcement about how the Gerbil Crisis. It is expected that the chickens will make a case seeking help from others to solve this problem they face. A Spokes Chicken has been chosen and a bird by the name of Oscar Goldman approaches the microphone. This is it, finally, the world will hear what the chickens have to say.”

There is a feedback sound as Oscar Goldman cocks (hehehehe I said Cocks) his head to one side and proclaims “Pock! Pock pock buckock, cluck cluuuuuck, pock! Cock-a-doodle-doo! Pock pock buckock, woof!” With that, Goldman struts off the stage.

“There you have it folks. The Chickens seem some pissed, but we are having trouble finding a translator. We will get the full meaning of this message once we sort it all out. One this is for sure, that chicken did use a clearly dog like word in this briefing, and that can’t be good. This has been R.E.Porter for the San Nitty Searcher.”

There it is people, another small bit of innsight from the naked city. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.