November 12, 2020 Gerbils, The Chosen Ones

Today we explore a small section of San Nitty, a tribe of Gerbils has congregated in one of their places of worship and we get to listen in on this meeting, as though we were a fly on the wall…

In the fourteenth month of the time of the Great Cheese Slice Battle, we gerbils were left to wander the vast areas of San Nitty. It came to a time of massive starvation where the Gerbils were in grave peril. This peril was so great, Lube Tube Influencers were drawing attention to the plight of the massive deaths of Cheese Slices and their mating areas. These mating areas were GERBIL territory. That is why the great leaders of the Gerbils devised a plan to have a homeland. Through extensive study of the ancient Cheese Slice wrappers, it was found that chickens are not really forms of life and we can feel righteous for taking their coops. Yes, it is divine providence that Gerbils should live freely in the coops of chickens. So it says in the fifth wrapper of the slice pile of Conky the Gerbil, may he be sainted soon. Now my children “Peas be with you”.

We pop back to the centre of all thought as the echo’s of “And Peas be with you also…” dies off in the corners of the tomb of this skull. You should all be safe out there, I Am D. Void of San Nitty.