January 5, 2021 Unimportant Man and the Suit Case

When last we saw Unimportant Man, our hero was putting up a roadblock to divert Sark Anne down to the famous corner of Walk and Don’t Walk. There, when Sark Anne stops to push the crossing lights, the Man of Aluminum will trigger the light to change. UM knows that the light changing will lead Sark Anne to cross the street right there. The insanity of this reckless plan has drawn the attention of Prof. Molly Kule, who is well aware that Sark Anne may thwart our hero’s attempt by identifying as bologna flavored weasel drippings. Prof. Kule knows the Shiny Lightweight Defender of Recycling’s only weakness is an attack directly on his Super Power of Common Sense. She pours a tall glass of alcohol to help our hero should he start to feel the effects of such a weapon.

Tune in next week where our good friends, Atoms, are accused of making up everything. This exciting episode has a rare appearance of the crime fighting duo of Dreams and Shadows to help Unimportant Man prove the innocence of some honest building blocks. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.