January 2, 2021 Tonight’s secret message is brought to you by the letter carrier, and the number display.
Following a great day in history, where Moose Forces and the NFF have almost completely stopped all hostilities, our leader Just In Trudat, is scrambling to make apologies over an accidental faux pas made by Major Deviation when he called Pope John Moose the 5th and not Pope John Moose the V. But with some quick costume changes, Prime Minister Trudat, was able to show how he was exactly like the Moose and had complete understanding of the hardship caused. This averts a potential problem that could have destroyed all hopes of a lasting peace.
Peace with the Moose!?! I never believed it possible. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.