January 16, 2021 Don’t turn up your nose to this episode…
Our camera pans along the ground following a small insect as it scurries about searching for food. As the bug shuffles about, we notice a dislocated body laying in it’s path. Identity of our resent departed will be difficult, as the face has been disfigured. A giant boot falls from the sky and our bug gets it’s thorax away, inside the boot is the foot of our ever present investigator, Sir Valence. Beside him stands his ever helpful, Sir Perphilous. Both men are taking notes when Valence stops writing and says to Perphelous “Thankfully, his nose was only 11 15/16th inches long. Any longer, and it would have been…” Valence removes his sunglasses dramatically “a foot…” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Looks like this town may have a darkside. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.
