January 1, 2021 Tonight’s title has nothing to do with the following story

Although the Moose have been enemies for years, there is a growing number of voices starting to call out for peace. In a gesture of good faith, the Moose Spiritual leader, Pope John Moose the V, has met with NFF Commander in Chief, General Dismemberment in an exchange of POW’s. Although only 5 prisoners were exchanged, this marks a huge step in peace negotiations. Out of the five returned captives, is the Immortal Clarence, who was last seen with Moose o his right, and Moose to his left. He knew he had only one chance if he was to survive. Enemy flying ace Baron Von Moosetovin, happened to be overhead when Clarence waved his arms about frantically. Clarence was chasing mosquitoes, but managed to signal the enemy pilot to land. Clarence was then captured and put into the Moose concentration camp under the outhouse on the north side of town. There he has been thinking very focused thoughts, or concentrating, on the better of Moose kind. It is possible, Clarence may be the responsible party for this new peace breaking out between old adversaries.

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