December 9, 2020 … she saw a different side of me…

It was the hardest day of my life discovering I was not attractive. It was so bad that one day, I found my mother in the arms of another little boy. The Evaporated Kid, they called me; named after some fellow in Dawson City. I was so ugly (How ugly were you?), I was so ugly, I had to marry a chair. She never complained as she saw a different side of me. But the chair became depressed the day our Chicken ran off with the Colonel. She went to Dr. P.I.R.Squared and he prescribed the correct placebo for her, but that had a terrible effect on her. Taking those left her sitting around like furniture.

I Am D.Void of San Nitty