December 8, 2020 Brought to you by Prof. Kule’s Filters

Professor Molly Kule here with an important public service announcement. To help prevent the spread of Flatus 19, please ensure the proper wearing of Flatus Filters. As a scientist, I can assure you of this; the slowing of the spread of Flatus is of the utmost importance. Here is a short film on Flatus Filters. @35mm projector fires up and in a crackling voice we watch… “One Filter goes here to protect you from the Flatus of others. The other goes hear (quiet screams of shock, one of disgust, an elderly individual faints).” There it is people. Proof of what you need to do now, to save the world.

As you can see, today’s story has been rescheduled for this important announcement. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.