December 3, 2020 This Week in Science

“We now drop in to the labs of Prof. Molly Kule to get an update on some important research she has been conducting. Excuse me, Prof. Kule, you have received a government grant of several millions of dollars to conduct your research, can you tell the people at home, what you have been able to discover?”

“I have been perplexed by theory that cats seem to posses more than one life. As I am a scientist, and only deal with facts, I have performed several test and have come to certain conclusions. After 12 years of experimentation, I still cannot reveal any new knowledge. It seems every cat I test has already used up all the other 8 lives and was on its last one. If anyone has a cat that they know has not used all their lives, please advise.”

Just another day around here. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.