December 28, 2020 Beaver, with large gash, gets wet when dam construction gives
Admiral Intentions here on board, The Outriggor Mortis, the flagship of the Nipawin Freedom Fighter’s Navy, and I want to just share with the world how important these peace talks are with our long term enemies, the Moose. As leader of the NFFN, I have sourced the best of my Sea Men and Sea Women, in the hopes of the cream rising to the top. Exploding with possibilities, they conceived the Moose of an opportunity to rub out the years of discord, and to let loose a load of good will. Moosalini, leader of the Moose, seems to be softening from the hours of imaginative convincing. Well what could be expected of him when he was hit with all that in the face of planetary unrest. For the first time in a long time, we may actually have a chance for a getting a peace.
All of San Nittians are watching to see if peace will come. As is tradition, there are many already looking up recopies for celebratory meals. Forgive me as Grandma Void wants help in looking up cream pie recipes. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.