December 27, 2020 Warning, the following report contains the word penis.

Today, in the news. Last night a group of Poultry have been beheaded in the park area near the Gerbil Coop. These flightless birds, egg-laying farm birds had been visiting San Nitty from another area and didn’t know it is no longer called a C-word Coop, but a Gerbil Coop. Of course uttering the C-word is punishable by death. As these Hens are not from the area, Penis Potato Roe Dentt, leader of the Gerbils, decided to show mercy for this mistake and ensured the offending individuals were executed quickly. If you missed the three hour video stream of this merciful and necessary execution, additional viewings are being prepared. Contact your provider to stream non commercialized versions. Remember, the more you pay, the less ads.

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