December 26, 2020 There was flatus to the left of him, flatus to the right…

Clarence had just spent the day sharing turkey with his dog and watching old movies. He had made all the calls to those he wanted to. Clarence had made sure everything was put in order. He then made sure everything was ready. He had sealed all the windows and doors in the garage as best as he could. He got in and reclined the seat of the car to stretch out and be comfortable. The cops might freak because he had open liquor as well with a lovely glass of brandy. The expensive kind. He turned on the ignition and settled back. It was simply a matter of time now. He had made sure the Tesla was fully charged and no one would be expecting him for a while.

I Am D.Void of San Nitty