December 22, 2020 Mixed messages… There is a reason messages should be segregated…

And now, Gerbil United National Service is proud to bring you another wholesome bit of programming from the Coop. Tonight’s story is from director Pichael Poore and is entitled “Gerbils Are Not Moose In Disguise.” The screen does one of those weird matrix type things that will now be referred to as the International Symbol for a Programming Hack ♠♠♠ We, the members of the NFF have hacked your feed to bring you this important message. The powers that be are lying to you. The world is in danger, the Gerbils are actually Moose in disguise. I, Private Parts, will continue to try to bring you updates. I regret that the Moose Wars have spilled out of Nipawin, and have moved in to San Nitty. Wake up before it is too late! ♠♠♠ the hack seems to be over.

People of San Nitty, we apologize for this unfortunate event. These technical difficulties are temporary, Please Stand By. I Am D.Void of San Nitty