December 18 2020, Mandy, Take the “O” Out of Country and See You Next Tuesday

“Today we have an opportunity to converse with Smelly Drawers, San Nitty’s greatest offering to Country music. Smelly, you have had a fantastic career but it seems you have found your self in some turmoil. Tell us more about this.”

“Well that whole thing with Mandy was blown way out of proportion. I simply said that if you ban bible stuff, it will make people want it more. When everyone read the bible, everyone hated it and it was going away, but now, it is starting to get people interested in it, because it is taboo. So Mandy said I was so smart, and I said, yeah, that’s why they gave me this penis. She was mad, but I like the old actresses… give me Hedy Lamarr while Moose knuckles down to things. Moose has always liked the work.”

There you have it folks. That should straighten all the confusion over the last while. Next week we hope to speak to another country legend, Skid Marx, to get his take on Flatus Filters. Until then, I Am D.Void of San Nitty.