December 17, 2020 Look up in the sky, is that a unicycle? A bicycle? No It’s a Recycle!

Hey kids at home, have you ever wondered what it would be like to meet the hero of all San Nittians? That right, this week only at the Gotta Katchum Mall, your parents can bring you down to meet the Man of Aluminum in person. Get you Unimportant Man origin story autographed by the man who survived the unfortunate stapler accident. Also, great gift ideas can be found with copies of Unimportant Man: The Trans Mission (where our hero investigates the Blue Oyster), or get a free give-away from the exciting upcoming adventure pitting our hero stopped against a drug ring with a plot to sell drugs to Penguins we like to call They Were Caught With Polar Roids.

Remember kids, if you are going to see the Rustless Wrangler, practice being socially distant and wear both filters. I Am D.Void of San Nitty.