December 14, 2020 Keeping San Nittians Safe.

“We are now joined by the world’s foremost expert on Flatis 19, Dr. Tim Tan. He is the replacement for Dr. Anthony Flowchi. Dr. What sort of special precautions should San Nittians take during this tremendous uptick in Flatus 19 cases?” asks R.E.Porter of the San Nitty Picker.

Dr. Tan replies and seems slightly agitated “Well, we all know that this deadly disease has already claimed 0.00001 of the people living here. And this insanity will continue unless people start taking this Flatus thing seriously.” Tan emphasizes. “Listen, the only way we will stop these winds of change are to ensure you filter up (both filters) and stay away from others. In fact, we should be following the advice of the Gerbils who seem to have a handle on all this, and stop any contact with anyone. Lock yourself in until the Flatus passes.”

“Thank you Dr. Tan,” Porter closes the interview, “I am sure that the Global Health Organization of Strategic Tactics, will be examining these recommendations from the Gerbils, and will implement them in the same fashion they have followed all other suggestions from the Coop.”

Sorry to bring so many news items, instead of our usual programming, but this is important and you know that means we all must make sacrifices. We will return to the D.Void of San Nitty project on the next installment.