December 11, 2020 Well there’s your problem…

Captain Dunsel had been worried that others would be offended by his new hobby. He had always wanted to learn a musical instrument and now, on this deep space mission, there was time to practice. But many of the crew were not as thrilled with his new hobby and complained about the excess noise. Remembering a movie he had watched long ago, the Captain glintisterodingly (I just made up that word and have spent the last 5 minutes trying to determine how to pronounce it. For you sticklers at home, don’t try to say this word, it may tear out your vocal chords in the attempt)… the Captain glintisterodingly knew that space makes no noise. With that knowledge, Captain Dunsel took a deep breath, and as he was about to start “The Noise” as it has been called by the crew, he blew the air hatch.

I Am D.Void of San Nitty.